perception can change, indeed. misconceptions can be understood. but this, i detest. as demanded, was out looking for presents for teachers day with mother and sister this evening. and suddenly this vacancy ad captured me. ouh yeah. had been job hunting 3 days ago and all i got was 'leave your name and number and we will call you back.' losers. back, decided to give it a shot and went to interview at secret recipe. yeah. secret recipe pun secret recipe lah. called up the ad and was told to go in and require for the supervisor. but he wasnt there, thus, dealed with the assistant instead. gave me a form and i filled it in. whats atrociously unacceptable is i faked some of the part in the form. (hah, i know a lot people do this though) told them i have just finished my STPM and now looking for a job.
'ohh. baru habis STPM. tak nak belajar dah ke?'
'em, tak. result teruk lah. macam tak dapat masuk U je.' (due to wanting so badly not not-doing anything at home and to earn side income during my sem break)
'ehh. janganlah cakap macam tue. maybe nanti dapat masuk private ke.'
'em. betol jugak. tapi private mahal, tu yang nak kerja nie.'
'ouh. ok ok.'
hella yeah. politicians nowadays are weird. people with 1 or 2 A's can get into U easily whilst those who scores like 14, 15, 16 A's couldnt even get the Public Service Department to sponsor a scholarship even more in to U. and the only reason, racist. its so obvious. quota untuk melayu konon. result teruk, tapi dapat U, dah dapat masuk tak nak pulak belajar betol-betol. stay in school and get a life. ohmygod. im off the topic. u-turn please.
back, while i was filling in the form,
'ehh, english okay tak nie?'
'ha? ehh, ok ok. english ok.'
'haaa. bagus. then paham lah nk isi borang tu.'
holy cow. what an insult. do i look that dumb? ehh. rewind. i made myself look dumb. on purpose that is. heh. after being interviewed, he then wrote my job position in the form. and this one thing realy got me secretly silently laughing my own ass. (well of course i did not laugh in real) n this is what he wrote :
job position : W A I T E R E S S
ouhkay. no offence. wasnt trying to make fun or underestimate whatsoever or anything. but er.. you get what i mean. lose scores, lose sores people.
'ohh. baru habis STPM. tak nak belajar dah ke?'
ReplyDelete'em, tak. result teruk lah. macam tak dapat masuk U je.'
hahaha! if only they knew michelle bdak DL ;)
da la kentut gile psl borang tu...
wey wey u lg sorg kentut!
x bgtau yeh da dpt a job?
so may i know where is this secret recipe situated pls ms. adlynn? :)