Spare yourself some laughs. It'll do you good, I promise.
Spencer Pratt, Is That You?
Passer-by to hobo: Nice chair!
Hobo: Why, thank you, I'm a professional bum.
What Do You Think Of HIV Then?
Hipster girl: I didn't know you smoked.
Hipster guy: Yeah. I know it's bad for me, but I really don't want to be old.
Scrabbles Anyone?
(i) SNOOZE ALARMS
Rearrange it, and you'll get, ALAS! NO MORE Z'S.
(ii) MOTHER IN LAW
This one's good, WOMAN HITLER.
Jokes over. I wonder when will I get a start on tackling those bloody workloads. *thinks hard*
Side note : Some people are gifted, and some others are gifts to life. It is very safe to say that she falls in both categories. Get well soon Yasmin!
Spencer Pratt, Is That You?
Passer-by to hobo: Nice chair!
Hobo: Why, thank you, I'm a professional bum.
What Do You Think Of HIV Then?
Hipster girl: I didn't know you smoked.
Hipster guy: Yeah. I know it's bad for me, but I really don't want to be old.
Scrabbles Anyone?
(i) SNOOZE ALARMS
Rearrange it, and you'll get, ALAS! NO MORE Z'S.
(ii) MOTHER IN LAW
This one's good, WOMAN HITLER.
Jokes over. I wonder when will I get a start on tackling those bloody workloads. *thinks hard*
Side note : Some people are gifted, and some others are gifts to life. It is very safe to say that she falls in both categories. Get well soon Yasmin!
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